butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
transboybearcub: teeeeen-idle: selling our soul to this website was probably in the terms and conditions that we didn’t read yeah that makes sense…
whoreoscopes: doomf: That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me? 25796323689432 feet you say?
officialdogblog: you is kind, you is smart, you is important,
unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
haha I hope my mother knows that reminding someone of their calorie intake doesn’t help an eating disorder haha
Prove me wrong.
sxrrya: I just want one person that wont leave, no matter how much I push them. They will stick by me no matter what. Prove to me, not every one leaves.
sord: there is something fantastic about a perfect diagonally cut sandwich with potato chips and juice
peach-hero: intelligentairhead: peach-hero: why does no one talk about the movie Sky High Speaking as a vegetarian, I am aware that tumblr hates vegetarians. So…
urbanfuck: every straight girl says that all the hot guys are gay and i’m just like take me to this magical land of hot gay guys that you all seem to have shipwrecked on because i am obviously missing something here
foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
gif: why am i always turned on
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
whorville: I wish I had a pair of skinny genes
50shadesofsolkat: skrillidex: mom, dad, im roosterteeth the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese